Merry Chris... [Jack hiccups.] Christmas.

And a Happy New Year!

[One has to wonder why Jack has even bothered to speak. Apparently he finds himself amusing.]

Now tell me when I'm getting off this bloody island. I had to give up some of my rum for that Secret Santa thing. That's just...cruelOh and...Vexen, was it? I may or may not have looked ( Read more... )